Dave's Corner

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Anyone heard of Carlos Queiroz? Well he's the new Man utd Assistant Manager!

Who is better Rio,

or Laurent Blanc?

(I have just lost my contact lens ....oops.. was that a ball that just went past me? And what's this butter on my fingers doing there?)

JOKE CORNER

David Beckham: We're Best Mates and football can't stop our friendship

Victoria: That's nice to say about us

David Beckham: I was talking about me and Gary Neville